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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

dulect:

when you’re eating in front  of your crush

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microwavepizzaoven:

whenever you think i’m listening to you i’m actually just looking at you and thinking about snacks

(Source: unclefather)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

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